Friday, May 1, 2009

TMI! TMI My Friends!

TMI? Too much information. I used to say "don't go there" but that...that's just lame.

If you haven't noticed I reference The Office a lot. If you don't get any of my jokes, I'm sorry. You've been warned.

This was actually a secondhand TMI, so THANKS A LOT FELLOW MYOFFICE ADMIN! I could have gone without this story, but the other one wanted me to suffer with her. I hate you.

It was something like this: "Can you sit my kids tonight? I'm really horny and I just need to get out and dance!"

All I could picture was this 40 something divorcee grindin on some other 40 year-old divorcee.

uh...wha?...er......BARF!

1 comment:

  1. It was more like...
    Office slut: "You wouldn't want to sit my kids tonight?"

    Me: "No, I never want to sit your retarded kids, EVER!"

    Office slut: "Cause I am so horny, I just need to dance."

    Uh, could have gone without that.

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