10 ways to make copying a one step process

#1. Don't waste your time walking all the way over to my cube to ask me to make copies for you.

#2. Don't waste more time explaining that it's for a really important meeting early tomorrow and then think that somehow that will light a fire under my ass to do your bidding.

#3. When I finally say I don't have time, hoping you'll get the hint (DO IT YOURSELF, DO IT! DO IT!!! BAHHHH! HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED IN OFFICE LIFE SO LONG, MUCH LESS REGULAR LIFE???!!!! I AM LIGHTING YOUR HEAD ON FIRE WITH MY MIND!!) don't ask me who else could do it for you. Uh...a monkey with a reaching broom perhaps?

#4. Once I break down and suggest who might be able to help don't tell me the story of how so and so doesn't like you and wouldn't do it even if you did ask them.

#5. Don't bring it to the front desk lady, especially since she has already left for the day and you should know that she leaves at this time regularly. You're just wasting your time.

#6. Pull your head out of your ass. Simple.

#7. DO...

#8. IT...

#9. YOURGODFORSAKENSELF!!!!

#10. And lastly, the best way to make copying a one step process - get caught finally making your own copies, because you definitely won't get any help from now on. It will always be a one step process. DING-DING-DING!!!