"I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible."

"...Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom."


Personally, I would take a little graffit-o over the stuff that goes on in our bathroom. I think most animals are cleaner than the people in this office. I take that back. All animals. Even dung beetles. Beetles that roll little poop balls around on the floor of a jungle are cleaner than the people in this office. I would french a poopy insect before I shook your hand.

You may think I'm overreacting, but I am not! Stuff on the seats...barf, I can't go on. Oh, but I will say this one thing - fart spray does nothing. It just makes it smell like farts and flowers. Glade does not sell a two dollar can of magic fart erasing potion. No, it just makes it smell like farts and flowers, but still mostly farts.

There was even an attempt at putting up a few signs. They were colorful and the words on the sign rhymed! Oy. If you are an adult who isn't potty trained and doesn't know how to wash their hands, I'm pretty sure you are illiterate and the sign isn't going to do a damned thing.

Yuck.