I'm not wearing any shoes, suck it corporate!

That's right, I'm not wearing any shoes. At this very moment, I AM NOT WEARING ANY SHOES! But you know what? My bare stinky feet are light years better than what some people wear here. Oh yeah, we supposedly have a 'dress code' it's just that some people have yet to decode it.

Explain this to me - why do I have to look like a corporate ass when all I do is sit in my little corner and keep to myself. If I could show you in some sort of graph or chart my productivity when I am dressed like a tool versus when I am dressed normally and comfortable, would you let me wear sweats to work, or just jeans, PLEASE!!!

As you can see on the left handside this is me when I have to abide by corporate dress codes (even though most people don't). The other side is me when I can wear whatever I want. My productivity might not increase much, yes, this is true, but notice how drastically my hatred towards your company is reduced. Very scientific.