Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, your company loves you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, thanks for all your hard work, blah, blah, blah, for that we are rewarding you with a pay cut and more work, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but you love work so we thought this is what you would want, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, and by the way, your last day is on Friday.
WTF?
Let me explain. After this huge email full of fluff and crap was sent out to a select few (only a few people because the rest of the numb nuts here couldn't give a damn and probably doesn't even know who this person is even though she has been working here for 2 years!) at our company we come to find that one of the assistants has been laid off. If it me, I would be jumping for joy, but guess what, it wasn't. Now the rest of us are screwed completely. We are already under staffed and instead of finding a place for her somewhere else you lay them off. Guess it's just like in the movies, the token minority always gets the ax first. You think that might screw up our race quota. The asshole quota is already full, thank you.
So my fellow office blogger had the bright idea to up and quit. And I'm totally serious when I say it was a bright idea, why didn't I think of that?!?!
