Friday, October 9, 2009

God damn I'm lonely

So my fellow office blogger had the bright idea to up and quit. And I'm totally serious when I say it was a bright idea, why didn't I think of that?!?!

Great for her, god awful for me. I might actually go through with shooting myself in the face, but now there is no one here to pull the trigger. I guess it's my fate to live out my days hating my boss and coming up with a creative way to kill myself.

Thanks Bunny Suicides...

Kill me.

I just heard my co-worker say, "my feet and my ass smell".

Kill me.