Thursday, May 7, 2009

Prompting

Prompting: to assist with a reminder, remind.

I'm going back to school and so my schedule here at work is changing a little and by a little I mean one day a week I will be coming into work an hour earlier and thus leaving one hour earlier. It's a mindfuck, I know. So in order to get out of here in time to go to school I had to send out repeated amounts of email all saying "REMINDER: This place is a hell hole and I need to get out, I will be returning back to school, my schedule is changing ONE WHOLE DAY you sons of bitches." Okay, so it didn't really say that.

Now that I think about it, I should have never told anyone I was doing anything with school or changing my schedule. It would have saved me a lot of time and no one would have noticed I was gone either...unless they happened to look out into the parking lot as I was leaving and saw me running down the street with my hands in the air yelling: "I'M FREE!!! I'M FREE!!!" Insert image of me dropping to my knees and sobbing next to my car because I am so happy that I am simply out of the building.

Anyways, to the PROMPT...my supervisor did it's supervisorly duty and super-advised me to 'maybe prompt your team at about 3:00 o'clock...' basically so they can dump shit on me and I can make sure I get outta work on time to make it to school.

Let me take you bitches to school for a second.
#1 I work with people who claim to be adults. If they have problems remembering I 'changed' my schedule so much they can eat crap. I am not your mommy and I am not going to 'prompt' you to put on fresh underwear.

#2 If they have stuff for me to do and it's after 5:00pm, guess what, I DON'T CARE. You barely pay me enough to make me stay around until 5, much less anytime after 5.

#3 Suck on it.

Prompt me to put my foot up your ass.

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