There are some eerie parallels between the TV show "The Office" and the living hell I call "My Office" One might think if you get any old group of douchey guys and put them in an office setting hilarity would ensue. The harsh reality, what is funny on TV might not be so funny when it’s happening to you.
The Office: Dwight sneaks into the women’s bathroom to find out what’s written on the wall about Michael. FUCKIN’ FUNNY!
My Office: Some perv sneaks into the women’s bathroom to study the “architecture” (p.s. asshole got fired for sexual harassment) NOT FUNNY!
The Office: Michael and Andy bring 2 Asian waitresses from Benihana to their holiday party. Michael later marks ones of them so he can tell the difference between the 2. HILARIOUS!
My Office: A woman in my office thinks that me and another Asian woman are one person, continually changing outfits throughout the day. RACIST!
The Office: Meredith wears a ridiculously short and low tube dress on “casual day” and exposes herself to everyone. IT HURTS I’M LAUGHING SO HARD!
My Office: A girl wears a mini skirt with tool (think ballerina tutu) on a regular day and very well could have exposed herself at any moment. I’M BLIND!
The Office: Andy calls Jim to tell him he’s horny, “so horny”. THAT’S AWESOME!
My Office: Co-worker asks me to babysit. Co-worker: “You wouldn’t want to babysit my kids, ‘cause I am so horny I just need to dance”. I NEED AN ADULT!
The office: Ryan says “If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.” HAHA!
My Office: I say “If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.” JUST PLAIN SAD…
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