WHY DOESN'T THAT MAKE SENSE???

Okay, so already some people have disagreed with me about this fact. But guess what? I don't care. YOU. ARE. WRONG! Clipping your finger nails at your desk is disgusting. Don't do it. I don't want to be sitting here at this god awful job and suddenly be binkst in the head with a dead piece of your body. I've been trying to think of something equally annoying and gross that I could do to get back at these people. Then I realized...I'm not a pigman. Assholes.