The Slient Treatment

Wait...I thought I worked in an office...did I get a new job at a school or daycare you ask? Nope, I just work with flaming idiots.

I literally sit 5 feet away from this guy, but he is so lazy that he chooses to speak to a person that is maybe a foot closer. I can here him say, "tell her this and this". Uh, I CAN HEAR YOU! Damnit. I feel like I'm on one of those sitcoms where two people aren't talking to each other and there's a third person in the middle that has to act as mediator and hilarity ensues. This is not the case. I think I will bring a cardboard cutout to place at my desk. No one will know the difference...and the cardboard will probably get more accomplished than I would.