I sign 'personal' letters for my boss. His name of course. I've been thinking about just writing "poop" or "ass" or "Doogie Howser, MD" instead. Think anyone would notice? Or...
Adding craisins to all the mailings, not in a package, just loose in the evelope and then write something stupid like "Here's something to satisfy your hunger, but we're still hungry for your business!" or "Have some craisins you fat ass!" or "You look like someone who often contracts UTIs, here's some craisins, should clear that shit right up!" (had to add that last one for the ladies, can't be sexist in corporateland). Or...
Just simply replace all the mailings with stripper flyers. Yeah, yeah. I like that one best.
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