Grandma's coming to visit and you want to make a good impression, right? Aka, you want to make mommy look good. Oh...wait, I mean corporate is coming and it's time to pretend like this office actually functions. By the way, it does not.
I'm tired of these emails telling us to dress professionally and make sure our work spaces are presentable. Shouldn't they be like that anyways? It's like some people live here and that is just sad and disgusting. Still, I did my part and spruced up my cube a bit. Now I can just lie and say that I had to do it for the corporate visit and hopefully avoid people learning that I'm actually an anal retentive bitch, which I am. A CLEAN CUBE IS A HAPPY CUBE PEOPLE! HAPPY!!! waaaaahhh.
I debated putting a bowl full of condoms on top of my file cabinet and plastering the inside of my cube with porn. I'm taking bets right now for how fast I'll get canned. I give it an hour.
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