The PanDAMAC!

Holy hell! It's the panDAMAC!!!


It's bad enough that the media is stirring everyone into a shit frenzy about this, but no one loves to talk about 'worldly issues' more than the people in our office. And lucky us! We have had a tremendous amount of interesting issues circulating in the last 2 years or so that everyone can talk about...yay. And lucky us, now everyone has swine flu. I plan to come in dressed as a pig and ask if I can go home, think it will work?


First of all if you're going to talk overly loudly about things like this 5 feet away from my cube learn how to pronounce the fracking word correctly. Secondly, get some solid knowledge on the issue instead of regurgitating what you heard on FOX yesterday evening. That's right FOX, I said it. I've found more insightful and informative news in The Onion (ps Onion, you entertain me to no end, so thanks to you and your writers).


Everyone here wants to seem informed and worldly, but when you ask me stupid questions 99.9% of the rest of the time, guess what, I'm not going to be fooled by your poor attempt to seem edu-macated.